Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Creepy Crawly Craft for Moms

Mayhem and Moxie are having a link-up today for Creepy Crawly Crafts (and are one of 4 blogs giving away a Flip camera-thinger [that's the technical term, of course]). I decided to show you all my creepy crawly craft for mommies. I will admit that these are not my pictures because my camera is not that great (hence, why I need this Flip camera-thinger).

Randi's Creepy Crawly Craft

1. Have a "fun" night in with your husband (followed by or following other nights of said fun).

2. Pee on a stick. Check stick for words, colors, crosses, lines, or something to that extent.

3. Keep a bun in the oven for nine or so months.

4. Push a small, screaming creature out of 10cm hole.

The end product: Spider Veins

Extra Credit: Stretch Marks
While those do look like my stretch marks (and my maternity jeans), keep in mind that neither of these images are my body. I do have small spider veins and many, many stretch marks.

Scary craft, right?

{Visit Better in Bulk, Mayhem & Moxie, Mama’s Losin’ It & Seven Clown Circus for your chance to win a Flip!}

13 comments:

Mama Kat said...

Scary indeed...moms are very creepy...at least they don't show up on our faces. ;)

Your cool friend Cheryl said...

And you said you weren't crafty...

angie said...

Oh......that poor woman's spider veins. The things we go through for those cute little buttons.........:)

Alicia said...

my mom always blames me for her spider veins!! btw sorry for not writing back yesterday....crazy day!! but i hope the little guy is sleeping better!

Jen said...

This is too funny!

Stacey said...

Hey Jen... it's all funny until you are the one with the vericose veins! They are ugly, painful, and pretty much impossible to get rid of. And I get them really bad. Don't laugh.

Life with Kaishon said...

This is so creative! I hope you win! Your babies are BEAUTIFUL! How sweet!

Mindy said...

Bwahahahaaa! I never thought of child rearing a craft.. but now that you mention it.. I'm gonna think of this next time I'm not feeling creative or crafty. ;)

Shannon said...

LMBO!!!! i totally thought this was going to be a food craft so when i looked at the pictures i just about ralfed!
and i totally understand your post on my wall...and ther are a lot of days i really enjoy where i'm at. but some days you just don't...and those are the days i need to talk about and those are the days when i'm really conscious that most of my friends are married or will be. and those are the days where it's the same advice from everyone...singleness is a gift, etc etc etc. but sometimes singleness is like the sweater you get from your crazy aunt. you wear it because you love her, not because you love it. ;)

SUPER FUNNY blog by the way. if there was a star rating i'd give you 6 our of 5

Becky D said...

you are too funny!

Brenda said...

The down side of pregnancy. . . but nothing can compare to that baby in your arms, its all worth it!

blueviolet said...

Babies make you forget about all that for sure. Thank goodness!

Flying Giggles and Lollipops said...

You have the creepiest crawly craft...you should win!

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