survey thing
I am a sucker for survey-things like this I found on Mama's Losin' It.
If I had a dime for every...time Tristan fell down, I would have enough money to retire now.
If I could catch a star I'd...probably be arrested; they don't even like paparazzi. Watch out Brad Pitt!
If you saw me cry you'd...hopefully give me a hug and listen to my story.
If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...I need more sleep.
If I could go back 5 years I would...listen to my mom about certain guys I dated (they sucked).
If you saw me walking...images of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality would flash through your brain (pre-makeover...ok maybe not so bad).
If I could fly, I'd fly to...wherever we end up moving to....it'd be a lot faster than driving there.
If I had a black cat sitting in front of me, I'd...cuddle up and talk to it (cats make the best therapists).
If I could live in the Big Apple I'd...take Moose to museums and Central Park and Broadway. I would also get him a modeling agent.
If I had to leave my husband I'd...have to get a job (and I would cry a lot).
If I could be a movie star I'd…be one of the few "average-sized" women in the industry.
If I did a trick it would be...immediately weaning Moose off the bottle & potty training him in the blink of an eye.
If I had half a million I'd...get a gym membership, hire a baby-sitter so we could have a date night, buy a house, and buy a car that gets better gas mileage.
If I could pick only 6 things in the house to have for 1 year, it would be...my clothes, my stove, the fridge, books, the toilet, and at least a faucet (so I could at least take a sponge bath).
If I really could have a dream come true it would be...to write a New York Times & Oprah bookclub best-seller novel.
If the drinking age was lowered...it wouldn't affect me much except I would fear for drunk 10-year-olds.
If aliens really do exist...they are happy where they are apparently.
If school wasn't required...I would have been teaching school at 16 like Laura Ingalls.
If I had a special power…It would be the power to lose weight just by thinking about it (sorry, Kat, I must steal this one!).
If I am what I eat... I am the homemade pumpkin pie (the best in the world) waiting for me in the fridge.
If I am rubber and you are glue...all my compliments would go to you, too.
If I ruled the world...we would live in peace and life would be simpler.
If dogs are a man's best friend...then shouldn't men want lap dogs?
If time heals all wounds...then fingers pick all boogers (answer a la my husband, no joke)
If I won the lottery...I would get it in one lump sum.
If actions speak louder than words...then why do we blog so much?
If I died today...I'd be in heaven.
If I had a dime for every...time Tristan fell down, I would have enough money to retire now.
If I could catch a star I'd...probably be arrested; they don't even like paparazzi. Watch out Brad Pitt!
If you saw me cry you'd...hopefully give me a hug and listen to my story.
If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...I need more sleep.
If I could go back 5 years I would...listen to my mom about certain guys I dated (they sucked).
If you saw me walking...images of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality would flash through your brain (pre-makeover...ok maybe not so bad).
If I could fly, I'd fly to...wherever we end up moving to....it'd be a lot faster than driving there.
If I had a black cat sitting in front of me, I'd...cuddle up and talk to it (cats make the best therapists).
If I could live in the Big Apple I'd...take Moose to museums and Central Park and Broadway. I would also get him a modeling agent.
If I had to leave my husband I'd...have to get a job (and I would cry a lot).
If I could be a movie star I'd…be one of the few "average-sized" women in the industry.
If I did a trick it would be...immediately weaning Moose off the bottle & potty training him in the blink of an eye.
If I had half a million I'd...get a gym membership, hire a baby-sitter so we could have a date night, buy a house, and buy a car that gets better gas mileage.
If I could pick only 6 things in the house to have for 1 year, it would be...my clothes, my stove, the fridge, books, the toilet, and at least a faucet (so I could at least take a sponge bath).
If I really could have a dream come true it would be...to write a New York Times & Oprah bookclub best-seller novel.
If the drinking age was lowered...it wouldn't affect me much except I would fear for drunk 10-year-olds.
If aliens really do exist...they are happy where they are apparently.
If school wasn't required...I would have been teaching school at 16 like Laura Ingalls.
If I had a special power…It would be the power to lose weight just by thinking about it (sorry, Kat, I must steal this one!).
If I am what I eat... I am the homemade pumpkin pie (the best in the world) waiting for me in the fridge.
If I am rubber and you are glue...all my compliments would go to you, too.
If I ruled the world...we would live in peace and life would be simpler.
If dogs are a man's best friend...then shouldn't men want lap dogs?
If time heals all wounds...then fingers pick all boogers (answer a la my husband, no joke)
If I won the lottery...I would get it in one lump sum.
If actions speak louder than words...then why do we blog so much?
If I died today...I'd be in heaven.
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