Tuesday, June 24, 2008

survey thing

I am a sucker for survey-things like this I found on Mama's Losin' It.
If I had a dime for every
...time Tristan fell down, I would have enough money to retire now.

If I could catch a star I'd...probably be arrested; they don't even like paparazzi. Watch out Brad Pitt!

If you saw me cry you'd...hopefully give me a hug and listen to my story.

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...I need more sleep.

If I could go back 5 years I would...listen to my mom about certain guys I dated (they sucked).

If you saw me walking...images of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality would flash through your brain (pre-makeover...ok maybe not so bad).

If I could fly, I'd fly to...wherever we end up moving to....it'd be a lot faster than driving there.

If I had a black cat sitting in front of me, I'd...cuddle up and talk to it (cats make the best therapists).

If I could live in the Big Apple I'd...take Moose to museums and Central Park and Broadway. I would also get him a modeling agent.

If I had to leave my husband I'd...have to get a job (and I would cry a lot).

If I could be a movie star I'd…be one of the few "average-sized" women in the industry.

If I did a trick it would be...immediately weaning Moose off the bottle & potty training him in the blink of an eye.

If I had half a million I'd...get a gym membership, hire a baby-sitter so we could have a date night, buy a house, and buy a car that gets better gas mileage.

If I could pick only 6 things in the house to have for 1 year, it would be...my clothes, my stove, the fridge, books, the toilet, and at least a faucet (so I could at least take a sponge bath).

If I really could have a dream come true it would be...to write a New York Times & Oprah bookclub best-seller novel.

If the drinking age was lowered...it wouldn't affect me much except I would fear for drunk 10-year-olds.

If aliens really do exist...they are happy where they are apparently.

If school wasn't required...I would have been teaching school at 16 like Laura Ingalls.

If I had a special power…It would be the power to lose weight just by thinking about it (sorry, Kat, I must steal this one!).

If I am what I eat... I am the homemade pumpkin pie (the best in the world) waiting for me in the fridge.

If I am rubber and you are glue...all my compliments would go to you, too.

If I ruled the world...we would live in peace and life would be simpler.

If dogs are a man's best friend...then shouldn't men want lap dogs?

If time heals all wounds...then fingers pick all boogers (answer a la my husband, no joke)

If I won the lottery...I would get it in one lump sum.

If actions speak louder than words...then why do we blog so much?

If I died today...I'd be in heaven.


Heather said...

This is such a cute way to get to know you. I loved it!

jeff & apryl said...

No, it still goes in a pony tail... I will never ever cut it so short that I can't just throw it up right after a shower. Plus... I have chubby cheeks... my "baby" face does not lend well to short hair!

Summerplace said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. I am heather's mom! The 130 pound comment was sarcasm. My mother just loved calling me fat.I enjoyed reading your survey! That IS a fun way to get to know a new friend.

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